Sentinel

These special red pants, featured here by cp0915 as he descends The Sentinel in Zion National Park, were first discovered in the back alleys of Vegas by the LVMPD. At first they thought they were just regular "pimp" pants. But one astute officer, in charge of disposing of the pants, decided to take them on some Zion scrambles (so the helicopter could find his body if need be) and discovered that they in fact were cacti and snake bite resistent! As his partner cursed the descent of the Sentinel in Zion National Park, he slid down the slopes worry free in this bomber, yet attractive attire. He is now reproducing this pant at an unbelieveable bargain basement price of $99.99 to the first lucky 100! Visit iclimbinredpants.com to order your first pair. Limit 3 per customer.